Score: 6

"very good"

submission: MetroidPrimeCatastrophe 2

date: July 30, 2008

Very good movie

Score: 8

"Underrated!"

submission: Spin the black circle

date: January 31, 2008

Just having a brisk read of the other reviews, I'm very disappointed that people are leaving bad reviews/scores purely because it is difficult. What happened to your testicles, Flash gamers?

The development of this game has been wonderfully executed, the levels are really challenging and require actual skill/practise, and it has a great replay value, which is something which I havn't seen in basically any newer Flash game. This is exactly what happened to my game Pojuko...

Bad form, Flash gamers. Very bad form. You should be scoring games based on the whole experience of the game, not just how easy it was to beat.

Here's your common Newgrounder scoring system:
Explosions + easy to beat + gameplay duration + boobies + pop culture references + funny + new = perfect game.

That's wrong and you know it, Flash gamers. I don't care how old you are: Play games with an open mind and embrace a unique gaming experience or a little difficulty. If you're incapible of doing that, you don't deserve to score or leave a review.

The only thing stopping me from giving this game a perfect score was the fact that it requires a fast computer to play properly: which I lack. I would have liked to see the developer pay more attention to the amount of CPU this game consumed, because performance plays a big part in ensuring players have a good gaming experience: even if they suck at the game.

Score: 7

"Flyspray."

submission: Ragdoll Invaders

date: November 9, 2007

Not a bad game, rather addicitve, however at around level 4 it feels like you're a fly trying to dodge blasts of flyspray particles. As the game progresses, the nozzle get's closer and closer to being pointblank.

Score: 6

"Six stars!"

submission: Tophat Villa

date: November 2, 2007

I was enjoying the game, that is until I got 6 stars... now I'm *FAR* too frustrated to try and win the game. The enjoyability of the game dropped *SEVERELY* the moment I got that 6th star.

So now, I'm going to do the same to you. 6 out of 10 stars.

Score: 2

"Nice artwork..."

submission: Ilkley 2015

date: August 19, 2007

but this is a FLASH portal, not a god damn art community.
go back to deviantart.

Score: 3

"rules one and two."

submission: Splash Attack

date: July 11, 2007

change your movie description. blatent disregard for rules one and two...

you're not helping the gaiafaggotry situation over there... or at least say '4ch' or '4chon'. christ.

Score: 2

"Complete Ripoff..."

submission: Castle Siege

date: November 19, 2005

Hmm. This game looks rather familiar... yeah... this kinda completely rips off the game that guy made... who was he again... oh yeah... ME!

Maybe its just me, but the entire concept of this game is about a guy, in a tower, shooting enemies with fireballs, offering a shop with upgrades such as increased shoot speed, and increased fireball damage.

I havnt checked yet. but im assuming none of the reviewers have noticed the fact that this is obviously stolen. Check my profile, and play Dragonslayer. Notice a similarity? Id like to hear everyones thoughts on this, especially you, Arclite83, since you havnt credited me for the concept or script ideas, or left a single review for my game (or left any reviews at all...)

Very. very. dissapointing.

Score: 7

"Actually..."

submission: A montage of DOOM!

date: September 7, 2005

Actually that was really funny. Reminded me a lot of that cartoon 'rejected', with the needless violence..

that kinda humour is right up my alley...
ill shut up now...

Score: 1

"Extremly dissapointing."

submission: Foamy: Hurricane Special

date: September 5, 2005

I can't believe how stupid newgrounders are for giving this such a high score. I have seen so many blammed animations where a lot more effort has been put into its creation, and yet when a celebrity (illwillpress) makes a submission it suddenly deems it as acceptable.. in fact, not just acceptable, but scored higher than many of my games which have taken months to make. The current turd of month even would have taken much longer to make than this and it score infinately higher.

Shame on the newgrounders for not blamming this.
Shame on tom for giving this front page
Shame on illwillpress for not only selling out, but even submitting this on to newgrounds.

I no longer respect the newgrounds scoring system.
Thank you illwillpress.

~TheWaste

Score: 8

"Yay for boobies!"

submission: Hunter 5: Tom Fulp

date: May 8, 2005

Jayarr, read his profile dumbass. He's 17. And its a game, so its not as much to do with animation than it is to do with scripting. But of course you would know that with all of the countless flash animations that you have released to newgrounds (ie: none).

Why are flamers always so stupid?
Anyways, good work man. I loved the game -- and that 3d script is shaweeet! did you get it somewhere or come up with it yourself? and where did you get that menu music loop? Im hooked on it for some strange reason...